The Parent Trap
Last week we were given the not-surprising-but-still-pretty-good reveal that Liz and Hayden are indeed sisters. Naomi was back in town after Hayden contacted her to help get Finn’s drugs. She wasn’t much help in that department other than implying to her daughter that her new BFF could in fact really be an addict. But things got interesting when she stopped by the Metro Court bar to have a high end martini.
Scott and Lucy spied Mrs. Berlin and decided to give her some grief regarding the money they were swindled out of. Franco appeared, inviting his pop and Lucy to dine and telling them that he got some money from mom. After a continued repetition of the name “Heather”, Naomi passed out. Later at the hospital, Hayden was at her bedside while Liz was her nurse. After Hayden left the room to reach out to her father, Naomi stated, “Your father won’t care about me. Not the father you know or the father you don’t know.” So Hayden is also Jeff Webber’s daughter.
Popular theory had Naomi as Liz’s real mother. Maybe she still could be. The fact that Liz and Hayden are sisters isn’t much of a shock because it had already been pretty blatantly teased. The real impact of the story will be in the fallout when the truth is revealed to all.
You’re Killon Me Smalls
Kiki and Morgan had a steamy, panty-dropping love scene complete with a sweet love song as background music. I don’t know about the folks at home but the social media fans weren’t having it! We want Kiki with Dillon dang it! I get why Kiki had sex with Morgan; it was just another thing she did to take care of Morgan. I feel sorry for Kiki because she has been convinced that she needs to be responsible for Morgan’s well-being. It was a really heavy thing for Carly to put that on her. Maybe Nina can talk some sense into Carly now that they are becoming pals. Or better yet sic Tracy on her. While Kiki was giving Morgan pity sex, Dillon was having a fling with Darby. He can try forget about Kiki but as Tracy pointed out to him, “Friendship will never be enough for you and that girl.”
Dillon and Kiki decided to be just friends though and when some sexist frat boys give Kiki a hard time, Dillon came to her rescue. The pair taught the jerks a lesson and were all sparkly. They both clearly long for each other and would be together if Kiki didn’t feel so pressured to be with Morgan. I have to give props to Hayley Erin. She’s really sinking her teeth into this material. She’s very effective in showing the subtle differences between how Morgan makes Kiki feel and how Dillon makes Kiki feel. You can see it in her smile.
Couples of the week: Kiki and Dillon, Ava and Valentin, Laura and Kevin, Lucy and Scotty, Parker and Krissy
Lines of the week: “Total girl’s night cliche is in full force!”-Molly
“He’s a Cassadine.”-Lulu “There are more of them?”-Ava
“And legitimate is really pushing it considering Stavros was barking mad, kidnapped your mother and forced her to marry him.”-Valentin
“I’m not pregnant.”-Alexis “Oh thank God!”-Diane
“When the perp is apprehended, I’ll probably have to find out on social media.”-Val
“Can I help it if I’m unfailingly virtuous?”-Curtis
“This is me checking with you. This represents growth.”-Franco
“Heather does as Heather does.”-Franco
“If what I did was so terrible, why’d you turn around and do the same thing to Jason?”-Ric
“I’ve already got one dad. I don’t need another.”-Liz
“Last night was the best night of my life.”-Krissy
“You’re a young man. I expect you to have conquests.”-Tracy “Well how Victorian of you.”-Dillon
“Don’t you believe in the sanctity of marriage?”-Julian “In this case, I imagine God is on your wife’s side.”-Griffin
“I understand vendettas. Google me.”-Ava
“Kristina, you can’t embrace “no labels” if you’re still avoiding answering the question for yourself.”-Parker
Best dressed: Diane’s cape/suit outfit
Best hair: Ric Lansing
Video of the week: How will Sonny react to Kristina’s secret?
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