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It’s been such a long hiatus, guys (sarcasm)!
In all seriousness, the wait wasn’t brutal but the theorizing and anticipation were. And frankly, Welcome To Rivervale is nothing like we could have predicted, at all. Like…babies! Yay! A little sacrificial murder? Yay?
The question this episode really makes everyone ponder on is, “What would you be willing to sacrifice for your own selfish gain?”
An all-American boy is apparently the answer. One pure of heart and strong! One willing to die for his Queen.
This episode in two words is: weird and fun. Leave all expectations at the door and allow yourself to be swept away and truly mindfucked. Don’t try and analyze or make sense of it, just enjoy the ride.
Listen as Allie and I recap, review, and revel in Riverdale (Rivervale?) season six episode one.
What are your thoughts on this truly insane season premiere? We want to know! Let us know in the comments below or on twitter at@TVSource or @TVS__WW.
Watch Riverdale/Rivervale on The CW Tuesday’s at 9/8c.
Bet someone is gonna disturb them
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