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58 Thoughts I Had When Watching #The100 Season Premiere “Eden”

The 100 -- "Eden" -- Image Number: HUN501b_0293.jpg -- Pictured: Eliza Taylor as Clarke and Lola Flanery as Madi -- Photo: Katie Yu/The CW -- © 2018 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.

The CW’s The 100 aired its season five premiere tonight and well…I have emotions. What better way to tide you over while I work out those emotions than with a real-time reaction of my feelings while watching the season premiere. “Eden” takes places years after last season’s cataclysmic disaster. How did our heroes fair? Check out my 58 thoughts piece.

58 Thoughts While Watching The 100 Season Premiere

  1. I am so f**king excited. Where’s my wine?
  2. Okay! Showtime! Let’s do this!
  3. I love Clarke!
  4. SHE’S IN THE ROVER!
  5. Teasing the arc first….I see you
  6. Bye, Polis.
  7. That’s gonna be a bitch to dig out.
  8. You’re going to strain something!
  9. “I’m here! Mom!” Okay. Tears.
  10. You stole something from the throne in Polis and it collapses. Symbolic much?
  11. “Maybe we should have been.” I love you, but I will fight you. YOU DESERVE TO LIVE, DAMN IT!
  12. Tears again. F**king iPod.
  13. Jasper’s letter. I’m sobbing.
  14. This cinematography  though. A+++
  15. Remember when Abby said that Clarke found water in season one because of the wristbands (and it was raining) and now she’s living again because of the rain because same.
  16. That was really gross. But get that bug protein, babe. Food is food.
  17. What the f**k is that?!
  18. “You think you can kill me? Have at it.” I STAN A QUEEN!
  19. Not okay with this.
  20. GO AWAY, BIRD! STOP TRYING TO EAT CLARKE!
  21. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. PUT THE GUN DOWN, CLARKE! DON’T F**K WITH ME, I WILL JUMP THROUGH THE SCREEN!
  22. Bless that lake. She’s clean!
  23. Dead child….not okay with that. Sobbing.
  24. A whole room of dead people. WHAT THE FUCK!
  25. She’s totally taunting them with the good food. “Hope you’re enjoying your algae, fuckers! I GOT FRUIT!”
  26. BABY! MADI!
  27. Oh shit! Baby Madi is insane!
  28. She might need an ass whipping
  29. OW OW OW OW OW
  30. You are stronger than me, Clarke
  31. Damn it, Madi! Stop being creepy! THIS IS NOT DELIVERANCE!
  32. Wait! Come back! She’s just hungry!
  33. Clarke’s got jokes.
  34. Awwww, she drew Madi!…Perfect mugshot…just saying…
  35. Six years later! Here we go!
  36. Okay, I love everything about this.
  37. Fairytale and hair dying time. Looooove this.
  38. “I’m sorry they left without you.” Crying again.
  39. Nice transition.  I, once again see you.
  40. Emori and Murphy broke up?!
  41. Murphy tried it.
  42. DON’T HIT THE FACE!
  43. “Say you’re not worthless and I’ll let you go.” I LOVE THIS!
  44. The new…”bad” guys…
  45. Emori’s hair looks flawless.
  46. Secret spot…very Aurora Blake of you, Clarke.
  47. SHE’S GOING UNDER THE FLOOR, JUST LIKE OCTAVIA! I KNEW IT!
  48. Oh no! Madi!
  49. Clarke is brilliant!
  50. Oh shit! Kick their asses, Clarke!
  51. Monty and Harper! I love to love them.
  52. Monty is always thinking ahead.
  53. “I don’t want to be that person again.”–Monty…foreshadowing at it’s finest.
  54. I love Murphy and Raven’s dynamic.
  55. RIP Jason’s mentions
  56. F**k.
  57. What the fuck are you doing, Octavia?!

That’s it for now! Look for a podcast with a special guest dropping this weekend where we’ll go more in-depth into the Season Five premiere episode “Eden”.

What did you think? Drop your comments below.

Watch The 100 Tuesdays at 9/8c on The CW.

About the author

Heather Mason

Heather Mason joined the TV Source Magazine team in December 2017 with plans to cover The CW's 100.